英语短剧剧本

英语短剧剧本

Long long ago ,there lived a man who was always borrowing money from others ,but never returned.His name was Jack. So everyone did not like him at all,even did not want to meet him. Now the story is beginning.He knocks at Mr Smiths'door again. In his heart, Mr Smiths is his best friend. Act One Jack:（The doorbell is ringing） Oh,my best friend!Do not be that,okay? Mr Smiths:Well,come in !I donot think you have something important .I have an significant appointment later.So please do not trouble me any longer.("Go out as quickly as you can",he thinks.) Jack:I think you should be more friendly,my dear friend.Why not ask me to have a cup of tea ? Mr Smiths:Well,wait a moment!(He goes to the kitchen .In the kitchen,)My God !What is he going to do on earth ?Borrowing money ? Oh no !I cannot bear it !What should I do ? Who can help me ? Mr Smiths:Here you are . Jack:Oh, thanks, my friends! Hmm,it tastes good!I donot mean to trouble you,but I have no choice but to .... Mr Smiths:What?? Clearly please ? Jack:You are my best friend.I hate to say ,but you know ,I really faced the financial difficulty recently .So... Mr Smiths:So,So So you want to borrow money from me,all right? Jack:Oh,you know me deeply. Is that ok? Mr Smiths: I want to give you a hand .But ,you know,all the credit cards arein the charge of my wife .(Taking out some money from his pocket.)You see,I just have 200 yuan .I think it is not enough for you ... Jack:(Grab the money)It is very kind of you !See you! Mr Smiths:Wait!Wait!How can you do such a thing in that way? Jack: I nearly forget it !Here you are ! Mr Smiths:But how can I explain to my wife? Act Two After a while ,his wife comes back and she seems anxious. Mrs Smiths:Oh dear,I have something important thing to discuss with you . Mr Smiths:I also have something to tell you .You please! Mrs Smiths: I want to buy a coat which I have expected for a long time .Now it has a thirty percent discount .I make sure that you will agree ,is it okay? Mr Smiths:Of course !But I am afraid that I have no money now Mrs Smiths:What? I just give you 200 yuan yesterday .Do you remember? Mr Smiths:Yes,I konw!But I just lent it to Jack a moment ago . Mrs Smiths:Oh ?What a pity !What? Jack? How come? You say you lent it to Jack? How silly you are ! Mr Smiths:I am sorry .But do not be angry ...it was just an accident. Mrs Smiths:Accident?Accident?How many times does such a thing happened ? Mr Smiths:I am terrible sorry!I swear I can take all money back this time ! Okay ? Dear? Mrs Smiths:Now that you have promised,you should catch this chance. Mr Smiths:Ok,I will. Act Three Mr Smiths knocks at Jack's door. Jack:Oh ,my friend! Coming in please ! What brings you here? Mr Smiths :You know ,I hate to say but... Jack:What happened to you on earth ?You look upset ! Mr Smiths :I think things donot go well as we expected . Hmm, Hmm, I am afraid I will take back all money . Jack: Ha,Ha,Ha...You must be joking! I think you make a mistake .Could you tell me when did I borrow money from you ? Mr Smiths:Donot you remember? Such as yesterday, a week ago and long long ago.Forget ? Look !These are IOUs. Jack:（端来一杯咖啡） Here you are .Please keep calm ! You should think it over .It is very serious ! Mr Smiths:（拍桌子，把欠条扔到了桌子上）Isnot it clear ? Jack :You know ,the scholar says the river yesterday is not the river today .Then I myself yesterday is not myself today . The Ithat borrowed your money ie not the Itoday ,so I cannot return the money now.You had better go and ask the I yesterday for your money . Mr Smiths:（猛拍桌子，然后朝Jack 的脸上使劲的打了一下） Jack:Ouch!!It is bleeding !You are happy !!!You will regret sooner or later !! Mr Smiths：Really ?（甩门而走） ACT FOUR A few days later ,the Smiths receive the summons. Mrs Smiths :Oh ,my God! Here is a summons in our post box .Come here !Tell me what has happened! Mr Smiths :En?I do not know.Let me see.（冷笑）Accused me ? Mrs Smiths: Who ?What has happened on earth ? Mr Smiths :He must be crazy ! Mrs Smiths:Who? Please tell me the fact ,dear ! I am worried . Mr Smiths :I am sorry .I should pay more attention to your feelings.But please do not worry !There is nothing serious. Believe me I can manage it ! Let's go out for dinner and at that time I will tell you about the details.Okay,dear? Mrs Smiths:Of course ! I have confidence in you .You always have the ability to deal with such things successfully. Good luck !!! Let's go . ACT FIVE Mr Smiths and Jack are appearing in court now .The court is full of people interested in this case . Certainly including his wife . Judge :Now the accusser please states your reasons. Jack:He hit me in the face .Hurt both my body and spirit seriously.Please be fair! I believe you will ! Judge :It is your turn to state your opinions ,the accused person? Mr Smiths :In a word ,I did not hit him ,in fact. Jack:Talking nonsense ! Look ! (指一指自己的脸) This is the evidence ! Faced with it ,my good friend !! Judge :Be quiet !Be quiet !Donot you have something to say again ,the accused person ? Jack:Oh ,my fair judge please let me say first ,he must pay for what he did for me . Judge :Please be quiet !The accused person ? Mr Smiths :(Turn to Jack )The I that you accused of beating you is not the I now standing before you ,but the I just now .As the scholar says the river yesterday is not the river today ,then of cuorse the I just now is not the I now .You can go and catch the I who beat you just now if you want to punish him . Mrs Smiths:Well done !(And applaud happily!) Jack : Oh ,my fair judge ,he is talking nonsense ,isnot he ? Mr Smiths :Oh,no .I nearly forget that this is what you taught me !!! I just learnt from you !!! Jack :Shut up ! Judge :Hush! Jack :Please make a fair sentence ,my fair judge ! Judge :(Smile )The I you begged just now is not the I now .So the I donot know why you are here shouting and quarrelling .You can go and look for the I that heard what you said just now ! Jack:Why ?It is unfair. Judge:It is very fair .You know he is my brother. 这个是大一的时候编写的，你看看~ 如果有什么疑问可以问我的

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